The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

If you held a gun to my head I could not come up with a more perfect name for a former USC football player who goes into real estate than “J.J. Dudum”.

For what it’s worth, Nerlens is absolutely the kind of player your can build around. As a 19 year old playing with zero talent around him, he nearly averaged a double double and is already an elite defender. I wouldn’t take him over Wiggins, but he’s certainly going to be star for someone.

I don’t think any rational Sixers fan (which I’m aware could be an oxymoron) would argue people are dumb for doubting it. We’d argue they’re dumb for saying Hinkie is dumb and evil before his plan has had a chance to play out, and also for projecting this dumb evil wannabe genius image on Hinkie, who seems like a…

“Also worth noting, isn’t it possible the Giants can offer superior medical assistance and help him get better?”

I, for one, will greet this with arms wide open. While torn, I hope that Creed can overcome the inner-struggle that is his own prison and sacrifice to discover what this life is for. Only in America. I am ready.

Nobody puts Baby in a hot corner.

I wasn’t ready for this at all. This rant really came out of left field.

I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.

Seriously. I know his greatness bores people but Deadspin should be better than that. If this is what an off game looks like.........

LeBron’s stat line overshadowed another inefficient playoff performance

You absolutely need to worry about extended contact with our staph.

Besides my height and lack of any skill whatsoever the main reason I’m not in the NBA is because if I hit that shot I wouldn’t have been able to resist whipping my dick out on live national TV

Shut up

If flying freshman girls to south beach makes you a douchebag, then consider me miles davis!