Not even close. Tanaka lost a no hitter and the game in a way more infuriating fashion when he got shelled for six runs in the first inning against the Astros, last month.

“It would be silly and just terrible to have a confrontation over this.”

To be fair, the Bears are only doing what his friends and family should have done long ago.

“Nothing but love for Rihanna (and KD, too!) As usual I was excited about our lead and actually talking to Marissa, 8 seats to my right, telling her to tell that Rihanna bitch to sit down.”

he did hit him, but i mean, that is the universal sign for fastball inside corner as well...

To answer the title, no.

“I’ve been doing this a long time, and today my emotions for an individual came before the reality of managing for a team,” said the manager.

Nahbahdy bahlieves in aus!!!!!

I am totally tired of all this winning

Oh good, I thought there might be no one here justifying fucking a shark’s corpse. Crisis averted.

*something something* shotgun offense! Am I right, guys??

“On the surface, a donation to a private high school might not seem like the most humanitarian act imaginable, but that same donation might help the school offer a scholarship to a financially needy student.”

I HAVE A DISAGREEMENT

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

Fuck these cowards. You support this racist fuck, own that. God damn at least the fucking hillbillys screaming the N word let you know where they stand.

Jerry loves Jerry’s people. And GarPax are Jerry’s people.