As a Giants fan, this guy’s schtick was much less grating when he actually was off the DL for less than half a season.

Oh man. I should note that I did wander in an Urban Outfitters store recently and exact knockoffs of Hoyle-esque haberdashery is what qualifies as “high style” there. Dad hats and obnoxiously billowy t-shirts.

Oh look, asshole from on high telling us what we ought to think. Thanks.

“ in my T-macs and American flag headband.”

The UK isn’t falling for their nonsense.

“Yeah, instead the Kings owner swindled the city of Sacramento”

So the joint effort between the marketing arm of the mortgage company and the Sox amounted to the Sox asking them to get rid of the upside down arrow, and the mortgage turds saying no.

You mean the Kings owners voted to approve the move. The same owners that were ready to move to Anaheim, and then ready to sell up to Hansen. Yeah. Great guys. Great owners. I’m sure Seattle fans know all about those kind of owners.

Your post, it’s like tarring your entire fanbase for the idiotic moves of one…

via breadstick phone.

Fug ass schlub gets a smokin’ hot wife. YET AGAIN. Stretches the very fabric of believability. Like one of his moob-taut beefy tee’s.

I’m of the more altruistic mindset that franchises belong to a community that supports them. Hence the “theft”. I mean, we can get super pedantic with the “owners own assets” bullshit we all know already, but I think your point belabored that to utter tedium.

Of course though, what constitutes this support metric…

Please, enlighten us. Carpetbagging owner tries to buy team, then move them. Sure, the fact Seattle was more upfront with their doucheness from the get-go doesn’t alleviate the fact they wanted to take the team from Kings fans that have shown yeoman-level support.

Just checking, you were ok with Seattle stealing the Kings, though?

Most of us got our fill from half-assed teachers plastering their classrooms with errant Far Sides all through the 80s and 90s.

This. We have essentially rendered football a deathsport.

like Hamilton Nolan already posited today, ANIMALS ARE GOING CRAZY LATELY.

What’s shocking is after everything with Ray Rice and Greg Hardy, the NFL AND the Giants in particular, seem so enamored with giving this scumbag Josh Brown a loving embrace and string of “chin up, we’ll work this out together” bromides.

Mara on down should be absolutely embarassed at the team’s lack of action in…

Bullshit. Retired Bengals wouldn’t know how to work a phone.

The searingest of hot takery, old bean.

lol, Fozzy was chosen for name value only.