arbys. we have the meats.

Never forget 9-|| (thats a pole)

The guy is a neckless equivalent of an Orchard Park tailgating buttchug.

There’s so much unabashed joy and fun in the Gahhhden.

He looks like Matt Damon if the craft services table on set for “School Ties” was manned by Arbys.

Just what did that guy whisper in his ear? The answer may make you shart your pants.

What kills me is that he’s a fucking speed demon on there. Where the hell does that come from? Meaty propulsion!

“Any women want to help me?”

Not everyone can man a Sunoco station in Western NY, sir.

Worldstar.

In almost 10 years of playing in the NHL, this is like the first time I think i’ve ever seen a clip of Kessel acting like a normal joe.

So not feeling those scuffy tan oxfords. Looks like you just got done hanging out at a quad somewhere on Any Campus, USA.

Yep, Bilious rage and righteous indignation. Talking for Bauer’s teammates, too. Wow, such insight into a locker room you’ve never been in, filtered through the lens of unerring dickhead.

Hey! Internet blowhard explains how to do things!

Rest assured, Curt already twittered out some trademark Curt assholery on the very subject.

Frankly, it’s the kinja equivalent of one of those Vontaze Burfict to-the-knee hits.

Bullpen looked decent. Now it’s stratospheric with Miller.

You got a king’s ransom for a reason. He can’t come back.

Wife sounds like one of those no-nonsense straight shooters that’s somehow married to a schlub joke, i.e. Leah Remini in King of Queens.

yes, now shove your face in the hors d’oeuvres.