Some good points from all, except Diana, who played the Jew/Hitler Card so fast and hard that Godwin got an instant erection.

Neither is your mother but that doesn’t stop people from jumping on her.

I have never seen such a large deposit of salt in one place before.

I’m glad we’re finally getting the prequels to Batman V: Superman.

It’s a slow news day today. Just a bunch of stupid football games going on today.

You Already Know What Deadspin Thinks Of White People, So Let’s Just Laugh At Their Love for Mayo

“Let’s do another needless slam article on a billionaire. What could possibly go wrong!”

Thanks for the national anthem updates and Amazon affiliate links today. I didn’t really want to read about sports anyway.