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Steve Harvey Oswald
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So you don’t lock your house, either? I can leave a pile of cash out on my front porch and if someone takes it, yes, they are an asshole, but I’m also an idiot for being naive and clueless as to the reality of how the world works. 

I’d want an extremely competent mechanic to do an extensive PPI if I were actually considering buying this.

Chrome wheels are so fugly. 

It’s amazing how some people believe taking a sip of a drink is somehow more distracting than adjusting the climate controls or radio. They’d be blown away some of us have driven several hundred thousand miles, most of which are highway road trips with a beverage in tow, and haven’t perished in a firey car wreck.

I really hate chrome wheels. They just look like cheap aftermarket rims someone slapped on there. 

I had no idea so many morons intentionally don’t lock their cars until just now.

This happened to my friend who never locked his pickup truck. Magically, both my and our other roommates’ cars parked next to it were locked and didn’t have our shit stolen out of them. You know, because we’re not stupid idiots. No windows smashed, either.

You can open a trunk from the inside, unless you’re also locking both a valet trunk lock and you are able to lock the rear seats from folding down. 

Holy shit the thieves stole the doors??

I’ve street parked in a city for the last 7 years and my windows and my roommates windows have never been smashed.

What about just fixing the cylinder? 

God help anyone driving behind that giant chrome strip while the low winter sun is behind them. 

My first car was a 95 Camry XLE and it doesn’t look “good”. It’s kind of long/stretched out in appearance from the side with no lines in the sides accentuating anything. Solid cruiser, but it never really got my attention visually. 

I’m driving a loaded Audi A3 with a Carmax warranty and it was like $19,500 all things included, with 34,000 miles on it. 5 year loan at 3.75% APR, monthly payment is roughly $350. So my loan is keeping pace with depreciation (the biggest hit of which was taken by the person who leased it before I bought it; this car

You could say the only thing that got flushed...was his bank account.

Having lived in DC, it’s honestly impossible to park in spots that AREN’T tight unless you are one of the lucky few with offstreet parking or are rich enough to pay for garage storage.

now it’s a work related tax write-off

This. Unless you are buying nothing but shadetree gasoline from the crappiest, off-brand convenience stores possible, your fuel injectors are not dirty at 70,000 miles. It’s possible they might need some attention at double that mileage, but they aren’t even a scheduled maintenance item on most modern cars. 

After a deer totaled my last car, I gave up on a manual transmission after 15 years of driving one for a DSG and I honestly do not miss the manual transmission 99.95% of the time. Not one bit, living in a city like I do. The only time I wish for one is on the handful of days out of the year when I have the car out in

You have some points here, but driving around with high beams on all the time because you’re too much of a lazy bum to spend like 2 minutes switching low beam light bulbs out is selfish and extremely inconsiderate to every single other person on the road. It could cause an accident while you’re blinding other drivers.