Maserati is a joke of a brand because they haven’t released a new design/model of the Ghibli or Quattroporte since about 2013. BMW, Audi, and Mercedes make better cars that are updated every couple of years.

It’s crazy anyone would buy a new Ghibli or Quattroporte when the design is from 2012-2013. Oh boy, an 8 year old exotic!

El Nino. Spanish for “The Nino”

They look like they have to be manually inflated/pumped up like 1990s basketball shoes. 

The seat upholstery are my favorite part. Where the hell do you even get those? 

2. Telling people that you have dumped so much money into it and now want out of it is a warning sign to most prospective buyers that something is not well.

I will never understand why Tacomas and WRX/STIs are so expensive on the used market. Why would you spend 80% of MSRP on a 3 or 4 year old vehicle instead of buying new?

Boats, assuming they aren’t beat up, at least retain their value decently. The money pit aspect of boats comes from repairs and maintenance. A well kept boat, even 15-20 years old, will fetch a pretty good % of the original price when resold. 

Yuppies can’t afford $50,000 SUVs. That’s firmly middle age territory, unless you are a junior Finance Bro in your 30s and your wife also is making decent money.

and even 18 year old me with the cheapest Audi they ever made, was treated fantastically by the service department.

NO TEST DRIVES WITHOUT FINGERPRINTS AND TWO FORMS OF ID

It’s pretty easy to remove. The real question is why Subaru put one there in the first place. The 2007 to 2009 years don’t have it anymore. 

It doesn’t matter if you change the oil if the banjo bolt in the turbo oil line is blocked. Either way, oil isn’t getting to the turbo. This was a major problem on the 2005 and 2006 model years.

This, it almost depreciated at a $1 per mile rate since this owner bought it.

Ok boomer

There’s a big grey area between the extremes of “rental fleet sedan” and “Honda Civic Type R”.

Boomer Mount Rushmore since there are two vettes in there

This is why I usually only use the pull through method when there aren’t cars on both sides of the destination spot, and I can clearly see if someone in the next parking lot lane over is coming and might pull in. Crisis averted. 

Ok pedo guy

More like the iAint in this case, amirite