The actual riots were largely initiated by people of color and transgenders, not a straight acting blond white dude. White-washing an actual historical event means race is certainly an issue.

You’re killing me Will. Could you at least give them something other than the D?

Somehow he punched him in the face and I felt like it was passive-aggressive.

Throwing a punch while walking away is also the GOP alternative to Roe v. Wade.

The first rule of the GOP Fight-club: Whine about it on Facebook.

Mackinaw Island is the place Michigan kid’s parents made them go to on vacation so they could be bored shitless.

I’m trying to picture what Whitlock’s idea of “editing” that piece would be and all I can imagine is the entire thing just crossed out in red crayon and then “black people pull your pants up and act right” hastily scrawled above it.

Oh man, I LOVE that Tifa!

The Man and His Daughter Walk Away, Hopefully Forever

I had a little time a few months ago, at one point when this goon was second-tier news about something, but you guys never wrote it up, so all these Photoshops just had to wait. So indulge me.

This lawsuit is a slam dunk. If there’s any media outlet that refuses to host the opinions of white Christian men, it’s Fox.

Goddamn I know! He’d have so many options!

See that little “x” on the Gawker tab in your browser? Click it. Now. And when you see the words “Caitlyn Jenner” in a headline, don’t click.

I know, it’s like, “Be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do, but don’t do it in a way that crosses paths with my consciousness because that stirs up uncomfortable feelings inside me and I like things to be a certain kind of way, like when people I’m comfortable with are the only ones visible to me and…

Right-wing propaganda piece about a small businessman just trying to feed his family by opening up a dinosaur theme park but burdensome government regulations prevent him from doing so just because the last four dinosaur theme parks resulted in thousands of deaths.

So it was... um... super effective?

When they say religious liberties, they mean something very specific. They mean the legal right to discriminate against gay people in housing, employment, and commerce. We might be able to get married, but they are still going to fight to keep us second class citizens. The war is not over. Gay marriage was just one…

Those poor Christians! The underrepresented majority. It’s not like six of the nine Supreme Court Justices, 91.8% of Congress, and the President of the United States are all Christian or something!

I propose you did not read to the end of the post!

man imagine a party full of dudes who are incredibly defensive of Ted 2