1. Scientology

The actual riots were largely initiated by people of color and transgenders, not a straight acting blond white dude. White-washing an actual historical event means race is certainly an issue.

You’re killing me Will. Could you at least give them something other than the D?

Somehow he punched him in the face and I felt like it was passive-aggressive.

Throwing a punch while walking away is also the GOP alternative to Roe v. Wade.

The first rule of the GOP Fight-club: Whine about it on Facebook.

Mackinaw Island is the place Michigan kid’s parents made them go to on vacation so they could be bored shitless.

I’m trying to picture what Whitlock’s idea of “editing” that piece would be and all I can imagine is the entire thing just crossed out in red crayon and then “black people pull your pants up and act right” hastily scrawled above it.

Oh man, I LOVE that Tifa!

Man. This is going to make for one long-ass opening crawl.

The Man and His Daughter Walk Away, Hopefully Forever

Ben McKenzie says:

“You told me you want monsters. I gave you monsters. In no way am I responsible for the terrible decisions made I am just shucking that responsibility up the chain to the management who didn’t have a PhD or three and thus don’t know any better. “

I had a little time a few months ago, at one point when this goon was second-tier news about something, but you guys never wrote it up, so all these Photoshops just had to wait. So indulge me.

This lawsuit is a slam dunk. If there’s any media outlet that refuses to host the opinions of white Christian men, it’s Fox.

With the wooden mount, it looks too much like a trophy head. Ermm.... I’d rather have one of those bases where it looks like it’s busting through your wall. Not hanging on your wall because you’re a piece of shit dentist from Minnesota who has a need to kill exotic animals to feel like a man.

Goddamn I know! He’d have so many options!

See that little “x” on the Gawker tab in your browser? Click it. Now. And when you see the words “Caitlyn Jenner” in a headline, don’t click.

I know, it’s like, “Be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do, but don’t do it in a way that crosses paths with my consciousness because that stirs up uncomfortable feelings inside me and I like things to be a certain kind of way, like when people I’m comfortable with are the only ones visible to me and…

Right-wing propaganda piece about a small businessman just trying to feed his family by opening up a dinosaur theme park but burdensome government regulations prevent him from doing so just because the last four dinosaur theme parks resulted in thousands of deaths.