I almost forgot about the fact that 45’s favorite news channel referred to a little matrimonial dap as a “terrorist fist jab.” Those were simpler times. 

Wait a minute, wasn’t the “impenetrable fortress” of Mar-A-Lago technically ‘broken into’ a couple of months ago?

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

I hope every GOP congressman gets asked about Trump making fun of this.

What’s truly disturbing about this presidency is that you might find out that it was a MAGA chud, that he was paid directly by one of Trump’s attorneys, that there’s a very short money trail from Trump to the thief, and that there’s an NDA with Trump’s signature on it... and none of that would be surprising.

Trump says the house was robbed, Cummings says they were scared away almost immediately. Many people are saying Trump has inside information about this intrusion and that he personally hired the person. I’m not saying that I’m just saying what many, many people are saying.

If that happened, I would literally throw a huge dance party on the rooftops of Jersey City. 

I’m sure Elijah Cummings is looking forward to the day when he can tweet:

CNN pays Rick Santorum to be a pundit.   That proves they don’t give a shit about informing their viewers or presenting fact based political argument.  

Hey, remember when we all said the same thing about Velveeta Hitler?

It would be so great if she did not also have some, shall we say, questionable views about science and medicine.

The fucking president is mocking a congressman for having his home robbed. Jfc.

Just in: how shitty do you have to be to gloat about this?

That's Trump's entire strategy for the teleprompter. He always fucks up, then just continues talking with the wrong word until he thinks he has the original one figured out. "The furniture of our children" is my favorite.

Yeah. The nurses in the memory wards call it “covering.” 

She’s so fine she shouldn’t have to pay.

$2.78 million? My sweet lord!

Sino wave generator.

Dude’s sundowning faster than you can say Mar-a-lago.

instead go full left in a country that has, unfortunately, demonstrated we’re not ready for that.