Darling, take that vacation, now. The future cannot be planned: please live your dreams soonest! 🌹🌹🌹

Counterpoint: Just blast your face with glitter and call it a day. It works. Trust me. I’m an expert in glittery things.

I hope they send Melania and Donnie a save-the-date card, but never send an invitation.

Normally I can’t stand OTT declarations of marital love (or giant blocks of text—would it kill you to use a paragraph break?), but Katherine Heigl’s message was sweet. It probably helps that she starts out by saying she’s sometimes wanted to smother Josh with a pillow in the dead of night, heh heh

Honestly at this point Kim and Kanye should just give each other gag gifts on Christmas, like the Royal Family does. I just can’t see the point of gifting someone with more money than she knows what to do with, more money.

I have gas too. Must be all the turkey and eggnog.

I read the story, saw the first comment, and thought “of course.”

The White Feminism going on in the comments is disappointing but I’m not surprised. Jessica is always talking about diversity but she doesn’t put her money where her mouth is. She has been tone deaf often on this issue. And quite frankly her calling out the lack of diversity was only after a bunch of black women on…

THATS FUNNY 😄

So let’s talk about these Hennyritas...

i also couldn’t sex some dude 20 years older than me that isn’t attractive but whatever

I’m convinced there is some sort of conspiracy happening amongst the Dunkin Donuts in Southeast Pennsylvania as every one I have every been to here has TERRIBLE coffee, like they are using half of the grounds they are supposed to. It looks like lightly brewed tea and tastes like...not coffee.

Then all your friends died.

Although great for us, I don’t see that happening. She’s been super cagey about the pregnancy and father so far, i don;t see her bringing the baby along for the publicity ride

What about Kat? Kat Kaling. It has a ring.

I know that Jezebel is just a content mill, so reading the articles you link to isn’t like, a thing you guys do regularly, but the comments about “Zion”, the Swastika, etc, were in reference to the London Olympics, not the chess logo.

Tyra may be cooky and extroverted (aka, “extra”), but I’ve only seen palpable aggression from her MAYBE a handful of times... and across 22 cycles of 18-25yr old attention-seekers testing their limits, that’s a feat for anyone. The Jays have a better track record of zany “bad cop”on that show, IMO.

I liked Rita Ora and what she brought to the show, and especially appreciated the new panel of judges. It felt refreshing, but the format also returned the show a bit to its roots. But it’ll be good to have Tyra back, and apparently Nigel Barker is also coming back?!?!

Why is SHE there?

Wow, I never thought that there was a connection between picky eating and crappy kids food menus. There really should be some creative and tasty options for kids. I remember eating the squid pasta at Nobu and the waiter said it was created by the Chef to please a picky kid that didn't want to try sushi.