Exactly. And by, I don't lurk on Reddit all day, I mean haven't been on Reddit ever. At all.

Not everyone lurks on Reddit all day. Some of us lurk on Jezebel all day.

LOL, who uses a phone book anymore? Are you writing this comment in 1987?

I love it when someone lays the smack down on a fucking classist idiot who has never worked a minimal wage job and probably isnt psychically capable of doing it

That's not true. I've iced people out of my life before. I just disappear, unfriend them, and block their numbers/emails. If I don't want you in my life, then you're not going to be in it.

I do. Not dramatically, but I do a quiet fade. My life is pretty uncomplicated now. Worth it.

Was it a canine tooth?

Some of my best friends are basic bitches!

A bro, or even moreso, a broseph?

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Objecting to cultural appropriation =/= "being shitty" to white people. Surprised a "native american" wouldn't know that.

That's gross and totally creepy, but I almost don't understand it, and I felt like it was going to be a LOT worse.

You are so the veggie sandwich lady.

Come to Academia, we're awash in whiteboards.

Because the English language is a confusing and inconsistent asshole.

Some people don't like sweet flavored things and would prefer something savory...not that I'm one of those people. Sugar makes everything better...

Ins...urance?

"Evans can barely act. Why is directing suddenly on the table?"

The "conscious uncoupling" phrase is a little goop-expected, doesn't mean I don't feel bad, especially for the kids. When I hear stuff like this, it just makes me think that we've come to regard marriage as so disposable (and I speak from the perspective of one who disposed of one). Three things:
- When I got divorced,…