HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYBODY!

I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that.

Because Burt Reynolds is my Spirit Guide.

You spelled Popeye's wrong

The poem is bad, though.

When I was little, someone gave my siblings and me a VHS tape of The Littlest Rebel. I loved it. I have no fucking clue why my mom let us watch it—that movie is racist as hell. It's about a little girl on a Southern plantation during the Civil War whose father is a Confederate soldier. Their house gets raided by the…

Sad.

Particularly her death.

I think his mom should get most of the credit for 808s and Heartbreak.

You are sorely missing some Donda.

I really wish one of these blogs in this network would do an article memorializing what would have been Trayvon Martin's 19th birthday this past week, instead of continually writing about his murderer. http://www.theroot.com/blogs/the_grap…

If you're gonna write an article all about the design of these sneakers, it would be really helpful to readers to include a picture big enough to actually see the sneakers...

This is why I always profile white women as likely murderers.

My dog has pancreatic cancer. I wish she had no cancer.

FUCK THE PO-LICE.

This is why people don't trust law enforcement.

I think people who are snarking at her statement because they don't think wanting to be a model is a valid choice for girls is completely missing the point.

I love Tyra Banks. She is just goofy and beautiful and she works really hard. Something to admire.

In other "No Shit" news, water is also wet.

To put it bluntly: We can say it to each other, and it is occasionally said that way to make a point.