You left out the we pay taxes blah blah pay for these parks uggghhh oh for fucks sake.

*to the tune of god bless the USA*

So if it crashes into the Earth that would be super ironic, right?

And we elect idiots like Roy Moore because Bible...

Sorry, I cannot get on board with this. There are a crapton of websites that do not contain anything worth protecting at all.

Stop taking it so seriously. It's not my responsibility to save the reputation of my own gender, and if my comment is what convinces someone that men truly are awful then they were already long gone to begin with. Take a chill pill and enjoy the comedy of life. You're not a victim.

I entered 'inner goddess' into my ereader search and came up with something like 165 instances of the phrase in just one book. One time her inner goddess literally POLE VAULTS. Horrible.

Daniel Titanium takes what he wants, no questions asked. "Ms. Donatella Alabaster, I'll ask you to drop your probably sodden panties."