We could all just ask our dad’s for one. 3.3mil aint no thang.

I live amongst Somalis and a number of other immigrants. Many of them likely Muslim. Lots of hijab and even a couple of niqab wearing ladies out there doing things like walking the dog, or watching their kids, or going to the store, or just taking walks.

An actual pair of crocs.

He seriously needs to be indicted for perjury and making false reports and sent to jail. This is a huge waste of government time and resources chasing ghosts that don’t even exist.

You need look no further than all the pet names they make up for their dangly bits.

I think it’s honestly something that should be asked by people to the police, because if there isn’t an understood procedure, then there needs to be one established... and there needs to be a public information campaign to make sure people know about it.

Alternate Headline: Paul Ryan Falls Slightly Out of Step with GOP, Angers the Inbred Masses

Might be something to actually go to the police, ask for a supervisor/lieutenant/captain/chief and ask them directly what they recommend, and ask them if they have relayed that everyone in their department knows the proper way for a civilian to signal that they want to go to a public place.

I was worried about this case, that this douchebag would get off like so many others have. I’m glad I was wrong.

It’s akin to watching a child who has acted spoiled and misbehaved all day, and knowing that they knew better than to act like that, pitch a huge tantrum when they are finally punished and having their TV and videogames taken out of their bedroom... amplified by 10,000x.

Ok... I can understand the mistake that was made...

I kind of want one because I want to make my future house look like a fancy Fallout 4 vault....

This is really stupid.

“HE SAYS WHAT HE WANTS TO SAY AND DOESN’T CARE ABOUT BEING POLITE! I SURE DOES LIKE HIM! I CAN CALL ALL THEM BROWN FOLKS THINGS THAT I WEREN’T ALLOWED TA B’FORE!”

Chicago needs to have its entire government gutted out and fired and taken over by federal controllers until a new election can be organized, and only candidates who pass muster on not being career criminals like this douche and all the others can apply to run for office.

I see him and Katy Perry making a wonderful couple... I’d love to see which one dies first from inhaling the other’s hot air.

As much as I think Simmons is a slimeball for his exploitive “bank alternative” and making his fortune preying on the poor, he’s right in this letter.

I’m sure it’s good, or at least edible, in its own way... but I can’t say I’m salivating over it. Cakes and pies are just too different to really combine effectively, at least like that. I do recall seeing a cake that once had some kind of pie filling in it that worked out fairly well, but there was certainly no…

I love this man...