Crock pots are the greatest culinary invention ever made, and I have made many delicious things from them.

Either it was a hate crime against a transgender person, or it was a hate crime against a woman. Either way, she is dead. Doesn’t matter if the motive was to rob or if it was a rape in progress that abruptly ended when those subhumans realized the lady they were going to force themselves on wasn’t always recognized or…

...just, why?

No, I hope they all just give each other an incurable disease that rots their genitals off before progressing to other more vital organs. The world doesn’t need creeps like that. They’re an unwanted waste of carbon matter.

Oh, but caring for an autistic child is a “lifetime prison sentence of hell and torture!” that “perfectly good, potentially GAWD FEERUN, and 100% organic people” suffer unjustly from.

Dear Italy,

She doesn’t have to put up with that shit and she knows it. Media people need to get a clue.

Hey Bobby, you see that busy highway over yonder?

Translation: “I’m a moron. I’m going to express that I think a sexual assault victim looks like a slut. hurrdurrdeedurrdurr mommy I shat myself again”

I’d prefer him in a 3x8x6’ cell below ground level with no windows or exits once the entrance is sealed.

Hef is complicit in everything that happens at his mansion. He makes it so that his ‘friends’ have the pick of whatever woman they want by any means necessary and makes it so that there’s no accountability for who comes on the property so they can attack and take advantage of whoever with no consequences.

What a horrible woman. Why does she have a show again? Just what accomplishments has she done?

There’s a reason why CHRIS MINTZ is an awesome person who’s not only had a girlfriend, but has a wife and child, and this pathetic loser didn’t... It’s because CHRIS MINTZ is an awesome person who selflessly went to defend others and isn’t a worthless, bitter shitbag who blames everything else for his problems. CHRIS…

Well, since he’s never had a penis, that’s probably not even an issue for him. I’d wager this is more psychological and wanting to feel ‘normal’ by having one, since especially by modern standards, having a penis is a defining characteristic of being male/a man. He maybe could care less about feeling anything from it,…

Has it ever occurred to the woman that while fish do shit, fuck, and die in water, humans do worse?

It will likely get sensation, but it’s unlikely it’ll be functional beyond being a tube that urine and semen pass through. He’ll probably need a pump device put in to make up for the rest.

...external bladder? o_O I didn’t even know that was possible... Poor guy.

I find it hilarious that people expect a shittily written rag magazine like Cosmo to be anything other than vapid and unintelligent on a level of being mentally deficient.

Are these people seriously of the belief of “If my career aspirations fail, I’m not paying my underlings!”?...

It may melt your face off but at least you’ll be happy