I want so, so badly for them to pull this series off without a hitch.

Nothing at all happened. Google's domain is registered through MarkMonitor, as it has been for years. It was registered in 1997, there haven't been any changes to it since 2011, and Google owns it until it expires in 2020, although I'm sure they'll renew it for another decade at that point.

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