Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius

Honestly, we do not deserve the nomination.

so what happened to the ducks?

How about a 10 year subscription to Jalopnik Gold?

Travis the fact that you're posting this makes me want to empty the contents of my stomach on the screen. Have you got nothing better to do with your life? Go run your d*ck over with a lawnmower and f#ck your dog in the face you pathetic excuse for a human being. - Did I do good? I'm studying for my internet…

The lady's feelings on that car.

Yes, the Abarth sounds amazing!! (And the unequal-length header boxer is an exception, not really what is meant when speaking of 'normal' 4-pots) But that's just about the only one on the planet that is anything more than not-annoying to me... In contrast even the crappiest, simplest, non-sporty 3-pots tend to always…

Volkswagon Eos.

Do we really have to include the Gingers?

"... it might not have drove that well..."

So you're saying there's only one S in Mississippi?

HA! Let's see you rise again out of the ice, South!

If you're actually a person who buys the Z06, then you better be happy they're offering an automatic. Either GM was just playing woe-is-me when they announced that the Corvette had better sell, or they were axing it, or they were serious. If they were serious, then variants like the Z06 need to be sales successes. …

No, that is the lever that makes Girl's clothes fall off.

Of course, that's nothing compared to the 1950s Kaiser Henry J. That car was so basic the tunk lid itself was optional as a means of saving money in metal stamping. Anyone who bought the base spec car had to fold down the rear seats to load their groceries.

If I saw something clever like a little coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it.