I have the same advice for self-righteous pedestrians and cyclists: no amount of litigation or bad attitude will get you your legs back. Taking in the big picture of what could happen, versus a car, it’s not worth it!

Always wanted a Dremel kit! Imma sand the crap out of something.

Always wanted a Dremel kit! Imma sand the crap out of something.

What classic car would you most want to add to your garage?

Damn good call. Would you paint it Hyperblurple?

What classic car (over 30 years old) would you love to add to your garage?

Toyota Supra-FReak confirmed. It’s Supra Freaky.

Replicator. “Black coffee and an egg sandwich please, computer.”

No doubt some shady shit goes down in this area (I work next door at the tennis stadium complex, and go eat lunch out in the neighborhood), but there has got to be a better way to deal with it than to steamroll the entire area and put up some ugly stucco mini-mall. In these types of areas there are usually plenty of…

100 hp per 1000 lbs.

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The winning bid on the Continental would have qualified for the under-20k list. Amazing!

For some reason, I want this car to have square wheels.

I can build a spaceship??

So, helium in the tires again?

Damn son. That’s a tad greedy.

Yeah, you have to let this stuff slide. The funny part is, these guys would crumble in a lot of foreign countries.

OK BMW, just go full monty on this.

Plus, when speed limits are ridiculously low, people just ignore them en masse. That doesn’t make anything safer, it just creates more ticket revenue.

Is that some kind of guitar finish-style sunburst effect, or a sign that the car is slowly splitting in half?