See, this response probably made you feel nice and snarky, but the fact that you care more about us reading than us enjoying what we’re reading is kind of the problem.

Well, when you write endless, cynical gossip to drive clicks, you inevitably end up contradicting yourself. Hilarious that an article they literally published yesterday said this movie was supposed to be great. At this point I only visit the site to see what new level of embarrassment they’ve reached.

Well, at least New AV Club is continuing the Old AV Club tradition of hyping some random movie to the hilt only to ultimately give it a C-.

Not sure when it happened in relation to this story being written, but Domina is no longer for sale on Steam. The link in the article still takes you to the store page, but the game doesn’t show up in the search. It’s even got a “Mostly Negative” recent rating now.

You think she’s ‘buying a 7-11 for the lulz’ rich by just giving hints?

she went past full monty

Good for her and all, I guess, but I just don’t get it. 

When are we adding a dislike button so we can let you all know when the topics you're writing about can be avoided in the future?

I don’t know who the biggest schmucks out there are, the people paying for her OnlyFans and consider they have some kind of relationship with her or the media who will lap up absolutely anything she says as some kind of true story.

Hey uh, Kotaku? Nathan doesn’t work here anymore, you don’t have to keep writing articles like this.

That’s like asking ESPN if they’ll be covering Kendrick Nunn, too.

So, will this site also be talking about other sex workers, too?

I’m pro sexwork and sexworkers, but Kotaku’s obsession with this lady is weird. This whole article just seems like an extended love letter or something. I understand wanting to be more sex positive and promoting the existence of sex workers on mainstream platforms just having the right to exist. But maybe do that by…

I wouldn’t say I was pissed by any stretch. But put off? Enough to overlook the game with so many others on my todo list? Absolutely. Hell I was even gifted it for free a couple years ago and I still haven’t touched it.

The term ‘cheats’ is what was once used. 

Saw a video on Twitter where the group was trying to escape from a prison complex of some sort. The one character said to break through the gates, and the player noticed the front gates were open, so she ran through them, but immediately failed the mission and died. Apparently, she had to go to the left, go through…

Nonono. See, anyone who likes the game is a good person, and anyone who hates the game is an alt-right racist misogynist. There's no middle ground. 

That’s a bit of a generalization. I’m pretty sure most of the negative reviews don’t come from right-wingers. From what I understand, the biggest complaints revolve around the lack of polish and the generic and formulaic nature of the side-missions that must be completed to progress. The latter is a common complaint…

The dialogue is structured in that really annoying Borderlands style that’s used to mechanically inject “comedy” into every single interaction. You have a “wacky” side character or 2 who gives you the mission or relevant information, then spends a minute or 2 talking about some cuh-razy quirk or hang-up or argument,…

If this was £20, ironed out the bugs, and didn’t have a group of main characters that come across as a bunch of rejected ideas of the original cast I’d probably get it.