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Brian Kelly probably criticized Declan Sullivan’s final video

There’s nothing a badly injured player enjoys more than people genuflecting instead of talking

Referring to home runs as “dongs” is the type of joke the loudest, dumbest dude in 8th grade would make.

What a deadbeat!

Facts about the Sixers don’t matter on Deadspin.

“penis jokes are funny” - deadspin.com

Well, the batter fouled off a 2-strike pitch, and the batter is playing for the home team, and the fan seems to be saying “hey that a boy, that a boy, come on”

Exactly, that’s some serious cherry-picking. You know what else is declining in the 18-49 age range? Television itself.

adam silver would makes for an incredibly creepy clown.

Loney has a career .299 OBP vs lefties; Campbell is .313

October is an extremely small sample size. Like, so small that it’s embarrassing to mention.

Madison Bumgarner, one of the best pitchers to ever walk the Earth, throws with his left hand.