Wait, how did you just say Crowder?? Oh, Crow-dare???? Crow-dare?!?! It’s Crow-dah!!! Say it right!!

Gonna take the glass half full approach and point out that “The Running Man” was set in 2017, and that it’s increasingly likely to become a real thing.

“Reason those Poor Girls love him,

Sherman’s own radio show will begin airing soon on W-NaCL Salt Radio

Whaley is the real issue. The Bills roster is loaded with potentially cap crippling contracts. The Tyrod Taylor contract is so bad that they basically have to cut him after this season or they face paying him $28 million guaranteed next year. At least they negotiated an option in the Taylor deal, but it was likely…

Rob and Rex Ryan leaving town will be the saddest Two Seated Bicycle ride since the first ever Two Seated Bicycle ride, which resulted in the tragic invention of the Two Seated Bicycle.

Breaking News: Trump selects former NFL Head Coach Rex Ryan to join FDA as Secretary of Snacks.

Curt Schilling - No Cy Youngs , Two 20 win seasons, 6x All Star, 216 Wins, 3.46 career era, 3116 career strikeouts, 3 World Series Championships, one World Series MVP. 2x Wins leader, 2x Strikeout leader.

No one even mentions the Noid, who decades ago was a tool of the lamestream media, used to subliminally desensitize the public to Pizza enduced madness...

At least the two Buddhist Jets Fans have the right approach.

Thanks for replying , your comment just further illustrates the point that the NFL does not care about the players health.

Damn, Sage Northcutt is gonna fuck up Johnny Appleseed.

Surely, The NFL would have no issue if Henderson became dependent on prescription Opiods. Then when he has trouble getting his Opiod fix , he can just start using Heroin, like many other people who aren’t allowed to choose how to medicate themselves. And then hopefully it all works itself out, he gets arrested and…

Great.

Other than chugging some warm Ass Crack Trickle Down Labatt Poo Light, few things sum up the Bills experience better than watching them give 60 million guaranteed to a DT whose most impressive feat to date is throwing the Sports Science dude 10 ft in the air.

I just want to use this post to say that I own a Ray Felton Bobcats jersey.

Say it Ain’t MO....

Breaking news as Macedonian teens claim that before he became a Souless Golem of the shadows, Rudy Guliani used to spend his free time in the Shire fishing with friends.

Souless Golem isn’t as catchy as Drain The Swamp, but it does perfectly describe Rudy Guliani, Newt Gingrich, Donald J Trump Jr, Steve Bannon, Boris Epshteyn, Jason Miller, Kellyanne Conway, Katrina Pierson, Kayleigh McEnany, Fuckface Von Clownstick, Eric Trump, Scottie Nell Hughes, Sean Hannity, Roger Ailes, Jared…

What else can you expect from Burfict and this team?