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The big test will be when Mane leaves for the Africa Cup of Nations. Someone like Wijnaldum or Sturridge will have to step up, or Liverpool will look to add a wide playing forward early in January.

Donald Jr basically is a real life Gob Bluth.

Everytime I see Assange, I just get the feeling that he might be the worlds second ever Analrapist.

Before today, J.P. Losman’s last appearance on a Buffalo field was in 2008.

“Must.. Get... Apprentice..Tapes...now.....” - Carlos Danger

News reports claim that The Arsenist had Oddly Shaped Feet.

Well this election seals it, I will never vote for a Republican ever. I will enjoy watching the party of Lincoln destroy itself just to try and win the votes of an aging electorate. They can’t be taken seriously any longer.

Wow, sit down Rosie O’Donnell fans, because that velvet throated, flawless rendition can only be described as “Big League”. No one has ever shouted “ Take Me Out to the Ballgame” at a microphone so finely!! Boom goes all the dynamite.

Goddamned playgrounds, children, baseball cards, television monitors, nursing mothers, breast pumps, malls, social gatherings. And Holy shit, don’t even get me started on Match.com and restaurants!

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Reports claim that Assange has his own plans to escape exile, using a new plane that can carry two hundred passengers from New York’s Idyllwild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes!

“This guy...., This is not my kinda guy.” - Frank Costanza

Can’t we just go back to the good old days, when the only question we asked during the National Anthem was, “ Who the hell is Aaron Lewis?”

Why does she have to name drop Mix Diskerud? Not cool. Is Jozy Altidore’s purebred American killer instinct the type of killer instinct that Mix Diskerud would have gotten had he been raised in the states?

Finally!! Watch out Mr. Trump, it’s time to get yo ass burnt!!

Best rape story gets 5k!!! You can be a winner!! Don’t be shy, this is totally acceptable human conduct!! This week Alex Jones presents : America’s Funniest Rape story’s - The Clinton Files!!

“Why you gotta disrespect, bro???”

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If anyone in this campaign is ill or not well, it’s not Hillary, it’s Guliani. He’s like the beginning larvae stages of an ooze exposed monster, which in this case is using Guliani as a host. It has begun growing inside of him, and is set to emerge from under his skin. A merciless demon hell bent on repressing

“ It’s called life. Sometimes it’s big and powerful and it walks right up to you and grabs you by the pussy. I know all about it by now, I’ll tell ya. Life can come at you like an unwanted kiss from an orange faced apeman that even tic tac freshness can’t fix. I’ve been there people , and I won’t withdraw, ever.