So - is this Vapor-ware or no? And how soon can they Phase it in?

Actually I’m switching to gravel cycling. That too is far safer than road riding.

1st Gear:

Only one way to find out - bring a K9 with you when you have a look at this K5.

I do recall this one instance when this guy called the cops on me because apparently his wife freaked out when I tried asking her for a jump-start (she was in the car and he was in a nearby shop).

5th Gear:

K-wording cyclists is the most consequence-free automobile-related crime there is in the US

Sounds perfect for the roads here in Michigan.

Drivers like these are why I’m willing to drop $4000 of my hard-earned cash to buy a bicycle that will go off-road. 

There’s no way you can cover up such a big mistake by hiding in Plane Sight.

Neutral:

Incidents like these, and similar chatter of angry drivers from my cyclist friends is why I’m trying to reduce road cycling and instead buy a gravel bicycle, where there are far fewer cars.

That was a Long Conn on the part of Foxconn.

Manufacturing TP’s is such an environmentally wasteful process, wonder when the US will switch to bidets en masse.

So you’re telling me that Todd Bonzalez isn’t a Republican Congressman?

Damn. Harley is in worse shape than their customers.

I don’t think Trump wants to be in any vehicle unless there’s dino shit spewing out of a tailpipe, while simultaneously coal-rolling anyone unlucky to be in the vicinity.

Might as well change their name to ‘Murican Airlines while they’re at it. Also, they should abandon aero bridges and instead have a monster truck take passengers from the terminal to the plane.

1st gear: These new electric vehicles are going to be expensive to Af-Ford, even if you do work at Ford.

I wish automakers would go back to offering a single\double DIN slot, so that I can put in the aftermarket system of choice, instead of the proprietary crap that they came up with.