Only if he can tell the difference between hummus and Hamas.

Empire stuff:

“Aren’t we all Internet Explorers?” - Anonymous, after smoking weed.

Contractors in FCA are most definitely not paid higher compensation compared to their direct hire counterparts performing the same\similar role.

I wore a green badge at FCA for more than 2 years. My department was a revolving door for everyone, regardless of the color of their badge, due to heavy mismanagement. Me and my fellow green-badge colleagues weren’t treated well, and I have done unpaid overtime on occasion to meet program deadlines. 

Please don’t shut United - I want to get punched in the face and get dragged out of my overbooked seat at least once in my lifetime.

Don’t use toilet paper. Wipe your bottom with a bum gun. That way you won’t have poo stuck to your ass all day. 

It would be neat if they could change the color of the tachometer after the car’s broken into

Better yet, build a firewall around the virus. I heard heat kills viruses...

Neutral: Been cycling for 18 months. Did a 66 mile ride last year with 4000+ ft of climbing. I started running and swimming after an extended break, and am now thinking of doing triathlons. I also started going to the gym again. Perhaps I’ll play tennis once weather improves.

But you’re not Ted, you’re Shane...

They could easily do their own version of the Triumph Thruxton and Royal Enfield Interceptor if they’re so inclined. Maybe add some adventure bikes along the lines Kawasaki Versys or Suzuki V-Strom. If not, well, good riddance.

Do the right thing, Subaru. Bring back the hatchback.

1st Gear: Maybe Toyota was hesitant to Pony Up more money?

If you’re a rich, bald guy, you might as well flaunt your rich baldness by buying a Jag.

Its a Tiring job.

Being chained to your car is not “freedom”, unless you insist on falling for the marketing spiel propagated by Big Auto.

I didn’t expect this situation to Escalade so quickly.

Looks like prison security in Japan is a Juke.

Even the Bolt would be a better dancer than Sean Spicer or Rick Perry.