Neutral: If Nissan insists on selling a car that’s as shitty to drive as the Sentra, they deserve the mess that they’re in.

Neutral: I don’t care too much where my car is built, as long as it doesn’t conk out on me in the middle of the road.

Since it’s headed to Australia, it’s a Stingeroo

How about this:

1st Gear: Nissan is now a bad Juke of a car company

Neutral: Saw an elderly gentleman in a Genesis G80 with all windows rolled down and sunroof open. I definitely wanted a G80 after that.

Sounds like a VIN-VIN situation if you ask me (I get the feeling you’ll ask me less and less after this comment :-P )

Low-speed traffic on the side of the highway has a way of turning into high-speed roadkill. 

Indian trucks have the loudest horns and the drivers drive like they’re behind the wheel of a McLaren P1 at Yas Marina. Not to mention the pearls of wisdom on the back like “College Girl is a Sweat Poison”.

5th Gear: A lot of countries in Africa and Asia are racking up debt by partnering with China for their One Belt One Road project (China’s modern-day version of the ancient Silk Route). It’s turning out to be a modern-day imperialism rather than an infrastructure-building exercise.

Actually India is in a space race with China. Pakistan is nowhere near India in terms of homegrown space technology.

If the EV market is so hot, it should be able to sustain itself without those massive government rebates.

I am surprised that people as far north as Michigan drive around with miniature versions of the Confederate Flag on their cars - in 2019.

Ivanka and Jared will be there, so it will go just as smoothly as the G20 summit and the Middle East Peace Process.

Someone should have said, “Tanks, but no Tanks.”

Don’t forget to ask for a Camry Dent. It should be a paid option in 2019.

When a cyclist dies in NYC due to getting hit by a car, the cops do the logical thing (\s) and ticket cyclists in that area for next few days

Cars are also 150-200 times heavier than bicycles, and therefore hurt more due to this thing called linear momentum

Obligatory BMW meme

It’s almost as if a car is 150 times heavier than a bike.