I can dig it.

The real culprit behind the hoax.

Is Inside the unofficial sequel to A Boy and his Blob?

As a wee lad, it was AIDS. I prayed to God not to get it. I never got AIDS. Does that mean prayer works?

You write for Deadspin.

I guess now we know why the game was delayed.

“Adam, now, is fresh, he smells good, he’s clean.”

What was your reason to have kids?

Saw this a few days ago. The cigar is so obvious, I’m surprised it’s the point of this illusion. I thought that maybe the picture was flipped on its side and that we were really looking at a cigar stuck in the floor.

Looks like someone wants metal fingers in their body...

I don’t want to repeat myself. I’ve coined a phrase for you guys: first world enthusiasts. The Internet is a wonderful kindergarten...

Thanks.

Fair point. To people who pre-ordered it, was there a window of delivery given, or an exact date? I still think it’s reasonable to give them a little bit more time that this. Who knows what the exact pre-order numbers were. And it’s not like they can afford not to deliver them.

It’s been, what, four days? And they’ve got how many hundreds of thousands of these going out? A few entitled children making a ruckus again...

I spend the better part of my workday on the hunt for good celebrity gossip...

More like Luke Spelunkyt, riiiiiight?

I don’t get this desperation for a new Valve game. There’s so much content out there to consume. They’ll eventually come out with something new, but until then, make your life easier and just put them on the backburner... indefinitely.

Millennials, Gen Z-ers, Gen Y-ers... what’s next 20firsters?

No competent spelling beyond this point.