Wow... the giant bot has a machine gun for a dick. Kojima must be compensating hard. Or maybe he thinks we’re still 15?

You forget Another Word (Out of this World). Came out in 1991, all vectors.

Clearly an ARG for Battlefield 5. No doubt.

Well, this sucks...

Deep Dream is deep into puppies.

But I poop from there.

One does not uninstall TF2.

Top image is creeping the fuck out of me. The video only slightly less so.

What does this button do? We are still infants.

I suspect this will the tutorial section of the game. Pre-blast era.

Small correction, Ink Spots were not featured in Fallout 2.

The whole trailer was pretty unimpressive and disappointing. Ink Spots (again; I like them, but they’ve been overused), the boring voice over with a terrible tie in of the “war never changes”, the heroic orchestral music. There’s definitely some audio visual dissonance going on here.

It’s difficult to get worked up for stuff you didn’t have to pay for, and you’re getting all worked up over not getting free stuff. You’re screwed...

Have you seen a vagina lately? This looks more like Pikachu is trying to squeeze a condom into its... whatever.

I’m really curious what Doug Church’s been doing at Valve for the past 4 years.

This reminds of another perfectly legit photo from a couple years ago. What a waste of time.

They should get in touch with Double D, if they want to get real about this.

chirp.