Well, don't hold out on us!

That someone failed to cover so it's all dried out and crusty and has hair that's fallen in. And for some reason it's all red and mottled.

Or is this going to be one of those coups were they immediately return power to the people? You know, like… Um…

He was calling to demand the reporter burn his source.

The media reports on politicians swearing all the time. But the thing is, the "colorful language" isn't the controversy here. Even if he used more reserved language, we still have the communications director for the White House personally calling a reporter and demanding to know their source, threatening to fire his…

For what it's worth, in the 3/5ths Compromise, the morally superior side of the compromise wanted black people to count for 0/5ths. (The really morally superior people wanted black people to not be enslaved, but they weren't at that table.)

Also, the actual President is an easily led moron, which means that whatever faction currently holds sway in the White House essentially runs the country. Mooch seems to be a favorite of Trump's, which makes almost everything about him newsworthy.

Colbert was beside himself the other night in glee at being able to do impressions of this guy. And then the "front-stabber" thing, holy shit, that is just comedy gold.

So your theory is that millions of Americans essentially said "you think I'm dumb? I'll show you just how dumb I am!" and sabotaged themselves to get back at snooty coastal liberals?

That gimmick had the greatest ending of any gimmick ever, if you ask me.

The Spy Who Fucked Clare Booth Luce is my favorite Bond movie.

Perhaps you could translate?

"Sever" and "Slevin" sound similar.

For me, Moonraker has a special place in my heart because of the GoldenEye 64 level based on it. There's a code that lets you unlock all of the different enemy characters in the game for multiplayer, and for some reason my friends and I just loved playing as the "Moonraker Elite", basically just some schmuck in a…

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It's raised hands. Like, raise your hands in the air and wave them like you have no concerns.

That whole scene in Amok Time with the matriarch presiding over a fight to the death over who gets to breed with the pretty cousin seems pretty mullety.

Thank you for making a really funny joke out of my really lame metaphor. I'm laughing my ass off over here.

For some reason a lot of people have decided that since Michigan barely went for Trump this means it is now a red state.

I think when you're as big a Trump supporter as he is, you don't really get to call yourself "not an extremist".