I mean, if you agreed to fuck Trump for his money (dry heave) then it stands to reason there’s pretty much nothing you wouldn’t do for a buck.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

First ladies have often served to promote style and oftentimes their fashion, decorating, or diet choices have triggered big sales for designers or for nutritional movements. Jackie Kennedy (style and culture) Lady Bird Johnson (environmentalism) and Betty Ford (wellness) all come to mind. But not one ever cashed in…

If there is an after life, I like to think Carrie is chiding her mother saying “Jesus, could you not even give me 24 hours before you stole my limelight?!”

What you said.

The thing about the Walking Dead, is that all of the characters are stupid (ALL OF THEM), and the plot is dependent on keeping them stupid (because zombies are slow).

Who needs a tv show about the apocalypse? We’re about to get the live show in a few weeks.

Same. For the first two episodes of the Walking Dead this season, I watched it when it aired and caught Westworld later on in the night. Now I’m watching Westworld in that time slot and Walking Dead is sitting on my DVR for a day or two.

I keep thinking I’m going to wake up.

So damn happy for Rami Malek, Tatiana Maslany (surprise!), and JLD. GoT is kind of a yawn for me at this point. I do so wish Outlander had been nominated for SOMETHING.

Maybe it was one of those things where you both agree no strings attached, but you secretly hope that, over time, he’ll come around and want to be with you? NOT THAT I’VE EVER BEEN THERE OR ANYTHING. But seriously. I think it all sunk in for her at the party on the boat, when he was so dismissive of her. That seemed…

WHAT’RE WE CALLING THEM? T-HIDDLES? TIDDLES? LORD AND TAYLOR?

Ok - please all calm down - I didn't express myself clearly and I understand why it came across wrong - my intention was to protect the woman because I thought the headline appeared to be vilifying that someone could have an abortion that late. My mistake - please back off - I'm allowed to make a mistake. I'm totally…

k but where the hell is the toaster oven

And money.

Wait, if Becky means white woman, why is she qualified with having “good hair”?