I imagined like ripping them off and shoving them in his mouth.

The newest “What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?” list should be especially longer.

There absolutely is no other type of assault like this. All other types allow the victim some leeway to defend themselves. We need this as a goal. If they can make it legal to shoot someone for knocking on your door, it needs to be legal to fend off a guy who’s grabbing your privates. How do we know their intent is…

I was just at the aquarium with a friend, and her daughter punched my son in the mouth (they’re six). I consoled my son, and asked my friend’s daughter why she punched him. She responded, “he was touching me and I didn’t want him to.” I got on eye level with my kid and said, “yeah, dude. If you touch anyone without…

I’ve already started a bail money fund - because I damn sure know that I’m gonna need it when I fight back against shit like this over the next 4 years. I’m starting a liver transplant fund too, as I know I’ll end up drinking myself practically to death in the same timespan as a coping mechanism for all the heinous…

I’d probably get shot a dozen times.

Don’t be silly, you would be immediately executed...

You sound young. I mean, I *hope* that’s what happens - that you kick their ass. But what happened to me (when I got grabbed by the pussy, both times on a crowded train in Chicago) was that I was shocked and surprised and in awe that it happened at all, and then I moved away as best I could because WTF just happened…

Yeah, I have to say, the thing that most stuck out about that article was where she said she’d punch him if he did that again.

I’m a dude who fully supports any nut kicking, kneeing, punching, or striking with random objects in response to your pussy having been grabbed. I’m in my fourties and I don’t understand show anyone thinks grabbing a woman by the pussy, ass, or breasts is in any way acceptable. I mean in ANY WAY. Massaging a woman’s…

You are too kind. Why would you even leave him his balls in the first place?

I’ll throw $5 into the Jezebel Commentariat Bail Fund for you if you’ll throw $5 in for someone else when her time comes.

Just do it in a joking manner. Then it’s fine!

Well if its any consolation, at least he probably won’t have any medical insurance to pay for said medical attention....

Same.

Then I’ll be tried and convicted for assault because this is Trump’s America.

“I love this new world, I no longer have to be politically correct,”

Given the fact that some of my students are starting to emulate this behavior, I’m going to say it’s going to be a long fucking four years. Jesus.

Like I said on another thread; pussies bite back