There were probably fewer rapes because fewer things actually *counted* as rape, too...like, force yourself on your wife—it’s totally cool! She consented forever on your wedding day!

I believe many intelligent people voted for Trump, but I question their critical thinking skills.

I was in public school K-12 and, with brief forays into private liberal arts colleges, landed at a public university for my bachelors and masters degrees. I don’t believe for a second that I would’ve gotten a better education at a private school at any level. My teachers were amazing (well, most of them...) and always…

Before AND after, actually. First time was when she was on tour for “This Way” and second time was when she was doing her book-signing and had just released her last CD about a year and a half ago.

I only missed it by a couple of years—I was like 15 or 16 (too young in my parents’ opinion to attend a music festival, but old enough to see the Gin Blossoms at a nearby university). I’ve since gotten to see the Indigo Girls and Jewel in concert (Jewel a couple of times) so it’s like I’m trying to see some of them…

Maybe...?

This song, on the other hand...I was 12 and loved it and now I’m like HOLY SHIT, MISS JANET.

I was 18 when it came out so I was right there with knowing exactly what she was saying but not yet being like whoa, Christina, way to put it right out there!

I can’t believe Genie in a Bottle was never number 1! Summer/fall 1999 was when I moved to a town that we actually got MTV (I grew up with VH1 only, which my parents didn’t let us watch—I guess they were worried about the scandalous Celine Dion videos) and Britney and Christina were the motherfucking queens of TRL. I…

This means that I thought you looked cool as fuck when I was in junior high.

It’s on my current phone in iTunes. No shame. (Okay, a little, but I still like to party with Ricky like it’s 1999.) SHE! WILL! WEAR! YOU OUT!

The only gif I seem to need lately.

He is their cheeto messiah.

Thank god we have a devout Christian in the White House.

At this point he’s clearly doing this shit on purpose just to fuck with us. And by “this shit,” I mean “continuing to exist.”

Stephanie is so ‘80s American. I would have figured uppity vaginas would have classic British-sounding names, like Jane or Emma. A vagina named Stephanie sounds like it would get drunk at a party, dance on a table, then lock herself in the bathroom and cry.

I was just reading about how Sartre’s “hell is other people” quote was not about how much it sucks being around other people because other people are assholes, but rather because it’s only when other people are around that you recognize what an asshole YOU are.

It’s so not a good look for him, but I have no doubt it’s cute on your kid. Mitch, not so much.

People without consciences are the most peaceful people on the planet.