Seriously. She needs to just, like, learn a book.

That sounds so fucking cool. So does the description of how the heart forms.

KY even held a special Saturday session to push this shit through. When I called the line to say don’t pull this shit the woman asked how I even knew they were in session! Our gov has been like a Trump dry run, only about 2/3 the nightmare. I’m here to tell you guys: it ain’t good.

Thank you for this explanation! It seriously made me go oh, really? Universal indicator, you say? Sure, buddy. Maybe get back in your lane, which does not involve medical knowledge (clearly).

To me they’re just the quintessential “this band is bad and they’re so popular—whyyyyyyy.” They definitely don’t cross the threshold into making my ears bleed, but their lyrics are so terrible. It’s like someone found my journal from seventh grade. I’m embarrassed for them.

Their lyrics are pure poetry.

At least you have Neil Young, too. He helps make up for them.

You know, “How You Remind Me” was fine. But then everything else was that exact song. And it just got bad and more bad and eventually became the worst.

Yeah, I don’t feel the need to be polite to people who are being overtly and unapologetically racist, either. I mean, what the actual fuck. Actually leaving early because he couldn’t stomach being in the same room as a black person? What the fuck year did he think it was?

Thank you. It’s pretty much that kind of response that made me say oh, really? A heartbeat is the universal indicator of life? Okay, congressman with absolutely no medical background, thanks for letting us know.

I do consider you a real doctor, for what it’s worth.

Are you implying that they would get creative with facts just to suit their own purposes?!?

But they can, because they would promptly explain to you that it’s really about states’ rights.

Oh fuck, it’s even out there?

Have you seen the “heritage not hate” bullshit? I’m like okay, cool, I’m of German descent, how about I just slap that swastika on the back of my car and claim I’m celebrating German history? You can’t just leave out the shit that you find inconvenient, you fucking idiots.

Nobody does. He’s like the embodiment of the American stereotype that the world uses to say they hate us.

Thanks. That was what I believed but I wasn’t sure.

None of us are innocent if we led someone astray made some poor man stick his dick in us.

Ugh. I want to rip a confederate flag out of every shitty truck north of the mason dixon line while screaming, THIS WAS NEVER THE CONFEDERACY YOU REDNECK FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!