We jumped the whole motherfucking ocean. Go big or go home, am I right, America?

Hmm. Strange he’s having rallies even though he’s been elected. Who does that shit?

And this is what she sounded like to me:

OH MY GOD I CANT WITH THIS BITCH.

Between that and your sn, I now shall follow you. Valerie was badass.

So. Today I saw a meme saying “Rosie o’donnell trying to cross the Canadian border” with a picture of a cow stuck on a fence. This posted by a guy who might be the most repulsive looking man I’ve ever seen in to life. At least 100 pounds overweight, more than a few teeth missing. Seriously. To say nothing of holy…

OOOOOHHHH EMMMMM GEEEE, I just saw on Facebook that Joan didion will be releasing a book next year! Finally, some good news from Facebook this week!!

If so, you are obviously a super cool person. ;)

I foolishly thought that I’d be rid of the fake news sites that were relentlessly shared by Trumpies pre-election. Silly me.

Lmao. My mil used to do that with voicemail boxes back in the day. So on the land line, each person in the house had their own individual one and when you called (assuming she hadn’t turned the phone off or changed numbers to avoid collectors) you could press different numbers to leave messages for each person there.…

Ignore them. They’re thankfully few and far between, but I’ve seen a couple. He made a comment to me about being a pussy (everyone uses that as a derogatory term, but my pussy pushed out a baby and no penis in history has ever done anything that impressive or strong, but I digress). Use the dismiss option every chance…

I actually watched the first primary debate at my parents’ house, the infamous one after which Trump was all “waaahhh waaaahhh Megyn Kelly picked on me, is she on her period or what?!” So that tells you how different things were with my dad if I tolerated being in the same zip code, let alone same room, while Trump…

I loved Vagina: A New biography. (Felt the need to put the subtitle in there so it wouldn’t....yeah.) I don’t this I’ve read a Naomi Wolf one I haven’t liked!

Exactly. You know the whole ginger rogers backward in high heels thing? Hillary was dancing backward in high heels on two hours of sleep after half a bottle of tequila and still made him look like an idiot. But it was like oh, you have a penis!! BRAVO SIR, HERE ARE THE KEYS TO THE WHITE HOUSE!

I completely agree. These things can feel like cold comfort, but I think this is going to galvanize decent people everywhere and it will culminate in the 2020 election. If Trump lasts that long. Like Michael Moore has said, it’s hard to imagine he won’t do something to get his ass booted long before 2020. But like I…

It’s great. I know where it’s headed because I saw the film way back when, but it’s still a worthwhile read for sure.

I saw the maps and was like, fuck you all. You’re making it worse.

I just saw a video someone posted on FB before the election. It was talking about how we can’t afford to have a president in office who is the subject of ongoing investigations, hearings, etc. meaning Hillary, of course.

In Wednesday night, Sirius xm The Spectrum played Lullaby by a Shawn Mullins and I felt like it was a message just for me.

I wanted Bernie and was not happy about Hillary, but as the campaign went on and the shit started up I got more and more into her. By the time Trump was bringing anyone Bill had stuck his dick into to the debate and put them in the front row, I was like, I’ll fuck his shit up, Hill! (Because obvs, when you offer to…