Yeah. You’re right. I’m just trying to be cool.

I haven’t but I love her voice too. I’ll need to check it out!

How cool! I didn’t know that. I DID know Rufus was gay, but I’ve always wished he would be my husband anyway. I wouldn’t require him to go near my vagina, but I would need him to sing to me three times daily while I gaze at him dreamily.

The first example that always pops into my head with this is when he had that tourette’s-like “Hillary Clinton is a BIGOT!” outburst.

That seems more Hitchcockian than Freudian. Unless the Oedipus Complex got short circuited and he ended up wanting to BE his mom instead of just wanting to fuck her.

He’s an orange Freudian nightmare with Greek tragedy thrown in. You know, because he wants to fuck his daughter and I don’t think even Freud went there. If Ivanka wanted to fuck him, that would totally work.

Hell, any of us who have said anything negative at all about him should be terrified. I’m thinking of acid-washing my Facebook page and my phone. I need to listen to Bon Jovi while I do that, right? I think he has to be involved somehow.

IMO, the craziest revelation here is that Trump had questions leaked to him beforehand, and his debate performance was still what it was. I mean, shit. Talk about the height of narcissism—I got the answers to the test, but I’ll just scan them and toss them aside because I’m so damn smart I don’t even need them.

You actually do end up pretty poor when you spend $15000 a year on middle school, but you do it to yourself.

A FB friend pointed out that Trump’s stance on abortion had already disappeared from his website as of early yesterday afternoon. Not that he typically lies, but I checked and it was true. So I sure hope that these people trying to stop us from the genocide of the unborn will still be happy with their choice when they…

I’ve also been frustrated about the assertion that all these Trump voters are uneducated. Plenty are educated, and we need to talk about it, because that is scary as fuck to me.

Bevin is a terror. All he has done from the jump is crusade against abortion rights, give tax breaks to that giant fucking ark, and engage in petty personal vendettas against anyone related to Beshear (literally or politically). He’s like a less powerful whiny version of Trump. I hate his fucking face.

Also in KY (you may have heard me screaming in anger when Rand “I refuse to debate Jim Gray and will get re-elected by my dumbfuck constituents anyway” Paul was officially declared the winner). I make good money and work with people who make half again as much as I do. The ones who make the most that I work with…

This breaks my heart. this outlines exactly what we need to make sure doesn’t happen as parents. I’m horrified to think anyone would give their children the impression that it’s acceptable to spread hate like this.

Rufus’s is my favorite version, too. His voice is pure heaven. Although I love Brandi Carlile’s, too.

That’s what I keep thinking: time to go full bore militant feminist on all y’all.

A month or so ago, a coworker was trying to engage me talking about hillary and Trump. I was swiftly sidestepping so many comments and joking and doing my best evasive maneuvers until she finally said, “Hillary really belongs in jail though” and I didn’t comment to that and she said “you don’t think she belongs in…

There are so many memes about “make sure these celebs actually move to Canada” and I’m like, I don’t remember any of these people saying they would do that...not that facts of reality are part of their thought processes.

Please be my best friend. Because I love you.

People on my FB feed have listed things like, “look, the sun came up today and everything is fine, the world didn’t end!” I want to punch them in the fucking face. Oh wow, you’re right! You fucking idiots, he’s not even actually president yet, first of all; second of all, do you really think that’s how fascism works?…