1) I’ll probably vote for Hillary Clinton for a number of reasons, even though I dig Bernie and what he’s doing for lefty politics.

I was in an abusive relationship when I was 17. It lasted for two years. He was only a couple of years older than me, and had been through some pretty horrible stuff (sexual, physical abuse) and the physical abuse is what translated from his past into our relationship. I am a really headstrong person, and so I didn’t…

Oh, honey, please what is this amateur nonsense. I am the Queen of Sleep. I am a sleep pro. You get an A for effort, but your execution is all wrong.

PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING A THING, HOW AWFUL.