Yeah, I'm not sure I get the woo hoo! presentation of a guy saying in an interview that his wife has "bought into" the "angle" that he's an alcoholic and admitting he uses booze to escape. lulz?

My wife, that's what she bought into.… I'm probably a pretty high-functioning, I guess, you know, I would say, alcoholic, I guess.

That's awkward, how do you respond to someone publicly revealing that they're an alcoholic in such a casual way.

"If you sleep too much you won't be able to sleep tonight."

Just so you know, this is your future.

The idea that I could have been an elected official while holding the political views I held when I was 17 is absolutely horrifying to me.

Honestly most parents I know IRL, say this stuff to me all the time. That they love their kids, but if they could take it back.... When we tell them we don't want kids, they say, "Good... DON'T DO IT!".

she once taught me how to tell which t-shirts on complete strangers are $300

It's probably just sports fans. Could be worse; could be Braves fans (nothing is worse than Braves fans).

HEY. HOW COME JENNIFER ANISTON AND GEORGE CLOONEY NEVER GOT TOGETHER???

Fuckyeah!

Amen! Murrica #1!

Because 'Murrica. Need to keep our breakfast as un-furrin' as possible.

A- Always