Man, I knew I could come here and find some adults who aren’t trying to turn this fuckin piece of shit into a martyr.

Dear XXX...Whatever’s Manager,

You think sexual assault and domestic violence are as bad thinking a really negative thought but not acting on it?

You:

You realize you just wished death on them for making a comment on the internet, after criticizing them for wishing death on someone accused of multiple violent crimes. Not a good look bro.

Bro, he tortured, poisoned, and mutilated that girl. Oven cleaner is a base chemical. When it makes contact with skin it burns and causes necrosis. It’s like being bitten by a funnel Web spider. Dude could have spent the rest of his life building houses for orphans and he still would have had this coming.

So what’s for dinner tonight yall? It’s hot as a mf in Chicago so I think I’m gonna order some thai instead of turning my oven on. Hope yall staying cool.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. </s>

Second in line for her or any immediate or extended family member. Even removed.

I mean, I don’t celebrate when bad people come to harm, but likewise, I don’t protest when bad people reap what they sow. And let’s face it, this is the sort of guy who was always gonna have a bad ending.

If it comes to light that she was the one who emptied the clip into him. I am first in line to donate to her defense fund. #sorrynotsorry

Exactly. Fuck him.

Sometimes when you force a pregnant woman to put oven cleaner in her vagina as pushiment for not cheating, bad things happen to you.

You forgot “making me come back there.”

revealed that Augustus used a riding crop on the buttocks of a patient

Completely irresponsible. Everyone knows whoopins are for curing back-talk and “thinking I won’t”. Side-effects do include fear of sandals, though

this is a weird sex thing right?

Wait until I tell Moms she’s been a psychologist all these years!

Yes, generally that’s only reserved for perverted gynecologists.