There we have it, folks. He knows a woman. Officially negated. Everyone pack up and go home.

Can't let CEG cut into your A.V. Club commenting time, obvi.

I said "assuming Netflix passed" based on an assumption, not on hearsay. I have no idea if they considered it.

Many malls have multiple pretzel stands. They need to get out more.

"That’s the only reasonable explanation for why Crazy Ex hasn’t been for The CW this year the pleasant surprise Jane The Virgin was last year."

I heard Becky hid the bodies of Joe and Sugar in the cafeteria pantry and then Mrs. Rose used the remains for today's chili.