My story is a bit different. One day I was finally catching up with J.J. Abrams' Star Trek reboot, and halfway through the film this girl I had taken out a few times knocked on my door and informed me matter of factly that she was not interested in dating me at all. I respect her forthright nature, however, now I…

Also, did you notice how similar Thompson was in design to the Love God? And with his inherent ability to unite people behind his willingness to do anything, could he possibly be related? Wouldn't surprise me if there are more than a few illegitimate love God children out there.

Why can't all the little schmidtties get along?!