No one said being a seditious inhuman wafflecock was easy.

“Parler’s Implosion, Explained” Simplified:

Ton Phanan and Face Loran. Snarky, cute, tragic bromance... the fanfic writers would go buck wild.

The only time he was tolerable was in “I, Jedi”, where he was running around in the background trying to fix someone else’s goofy trilogy.

Yub yub, commander.

This list is missing a critical entry: Kettch. C’mon, James. 

I like that in a film where you can lasso a cloud, ride lighting, materialize a miles long 200 foot tall wall out of nowhere, and have a DC address with a 301 phone number in the era of landlines, the ability to just materialize Chris Pine out of thin air was just too unbelievable.

Appa?  You mean that Air Bison from Avatar the Last Airbender?

Pretty sure this is just going to be “Walker, Texas Ranger” in space.

Way’s a Ranger? Fucking APPA is a Ranger, and that’s bad ass. Ok, see you!

This sounds like a great place to introduce some Wraith Squadron characters! 

They’re them dudes what live for the one and die for the one, right?

Why couldn’t they use that de-aging Martin used in the Irishman? I’m not terribly picky as it was great that they gave clues as to who he was as he progressed through the ship. Saber color, gloved hand, “Great One X-wing, we’re saved” etc.

There is nothing wrong with episodes 7 and 8.

I honestly got misty-eyed seeing Luke and R2 again, and loved the finale but what I am really interested in exploring are the 1001 other stories in the Universe. The flash-backs and lateral moves are fun once in a while but new diverse storylines with other characters keep things lively and fresh. After decades with…

You know: As someone who read way too many star wars books growing up, the new jedi order stuff never really appealed to me. Maybe this is a hot take but from when I was a kid watching the end of ROTJ to now as an adult, there was never really a part of me that saw Luke going forward to re-establish the Jedi order.

John Favreau has absolutely out done anything anyone could have done with anything. I’m absolutely flabbergasted that he was able to stick the landing. I just watched the Movies that Made Us about Elf. The passion, and attention to detail this man puts on display is mind boggling. Also, his dedication to the craft,…

It also depends somewhat on what format you saw Rogue One in. I saw it a few times, once in a regular theater, once in 3D, once in 4D (Imax 3D with smoke, lights, water, smell, and moving chair effects). Tarkin looked better in the 3D versions, and best in the Imax 3D/4D.

Take all the exploding stars.

Yeah, a few HD remakes have had that problem. Wind Waker has been okay for me, largely because Zelda games have that great Z-button centering, but I do wish the world camera was invertable. it's especially weird since the aiming controls can be inverted! Why give people the option to invert the X axis and not the Y…