stephensparkman
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stephensparkman

First Awful Wii Experience: Red Steel
First Great Wii Experience: MadWorld

Return of the Jedi

There are dozens of ways in which you could do a great Transformers show (or movie). If I ever get the chance, I'd love to do a script for a rebooted film, once Michael Bay decides to make movies about a dumpster who falls in love with Catherine Zeta-Jones. (Or, you know, another script better than Dork of the Moon.)

This is not something that's remotely close to actually being in production, but I have extended fantasies of how I would handle a Silmarillion miniseries.

Vote for me and there will be a third season.

Dear Ken Levine.

She's a good leader. I'm always standing at attention and hoisting flags. Keeps me working HARD.

No love for Odo?

I nominate something that influenced the childhood of every single person I know.

How different would Indiana Jones' life be without it?

It's between this and the microprocessor.

and then there's Cleveland!

I thought it was to hilarious. Nothing is sacred.... Except my Meemaw. You say anything about my Meemaw I'll fucking cut you.

Yeah, this one really hurt. They were taking their time and taking a lot of cues from Avatar and genuinely creating something with tons of potential.