First Awful Wii Experience: Red Steel
First Great Wii Experience: MadWorld

Return of the Jedi

Dear Ken Levine.

She's a good leader. I'm always standing at attention and hoisting flags. Keeps me working HARD.

Meat Puppets?

I thought it was to hilarious. Nothing is sacred.... Except my Meemaw. You say anything about my Meemaw I'll fucking cut you.

Thanks Obama!

I wouldn't mind if Zelda ALBW gets delay. My wallet would like that.

Ummm...

i can see a shark.

I was in gamestop recently and on line ahead of me was a woman with a boy of about 14 and she was buying him GTAV. I thought about maybe gently asking her if she was aware of the levels of explicit sex and violence in the game, then decided not to because her buying the kid a game was probably the most attention he…

Please don't. If you allow me to blow your mind, then I have to hunt myself for killing you, which creates the "Guy who killed Hitler" paradox.

Well on a less creepy note, here's something I like to do on GTA V.

"before Ouya picks up enough moment." LMAO. Thanks. I really needed a good laugh on this crappy Morning. You rock.

Please don't compare your anxiety disorders to feminism. The next thing they will come up with would be, that showing male body hair in public is politically incorrect, because it might rustle the jimmies of those who once got to close to a pack of dickwolves.

Clowns to the left of me...

Jokers to the right.

Can't keep up with the rent in Los Santos?

I'm making over $1M an hour working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make in GTA V so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. Read more here http://kotaku.com/heres-how-to-m…