I happen to own a V6 Mustang. On purpose. I suppose it is plenty fast enough to run people down, but I choose not to do so. Or perhaps, a Mustang with an engine named “Coyote” - the same character that bought so many Acme products just to run down one poor little road runner - really is more dangerous and…

I was reading “LA” as Lower Arkansas... which, come to think of it, is basically Louisiana.