Hi yes hello. This take is wrong and bad.

I would think most people get the bike before the license.

*Especially* the Harley guys, who, as a rule, have no fucking clue how to ride. None whatsoever.

“....I can’t wait to never have to drive again.”

“Stoplight cameras caught on pretty quick. If you can frame it as generating money, saving money, or saving lives, you can get it to pass.”

Unfortunately (....Well, FORTUNATELY), they are taken out as easily as they’re put in.

Many, many Americans are terrified of intelligent, capable people in positions of power, making decisions that impact their lives without their (admittedly useless) input. So instead, they either vote for idiots, or horrible people that have mastered the art of playing dumb and coming across as an “average Joe”. You…

My take away from this is birds are fucking stupid and deserve to die.

Real Real Talk: No fast food establishment has ever had “the best friend chicken”

Everyone replying to shit on you because of your first sentence sucks. I took it to mean “I can’t totally relate to the “first black woman to win a gold medal in swimming” thing, but as a fellow swimmer, I appreciate it on an athletic level.”

My name isn’t Evelyn. It’s Eve.

A few notes:

I’m stressed when someone smokes around me and I don’t have option to move much.

I’m a bit confused by these reactions. Did I not word that right? I was simply going for the “Giant Fucking Meteor 2016" kind of humor. Do you guys think I’m anti-BLM or pro-Trump or something? It would be *hilarious* if you did...

This eruption can’t happen quickly enough...

So, you knew the commenter wrote those words in English as a non-native speaker, yet you mocked the grammar. I guess I’ve done worse.

The specimen analyzed by Currie was a juvenile that measured over 26 feet long (8 meters) when it was alive

I’m curious as to what model of phone they were using that runs Android. In my experience with smart phones freezing is more likely caused by using a crappy phone rather than the OS itself.