Hi yes hello. This take is wrong and bad.

I would think most people get the bike before the license.

*Especially* the Harley guys, who, as a rule, have no fucking clue how to ride. None whatsoever.

Real Real Talk: No fast food establishment has ever had “the best friend chicken”

Everyone replying to shit on you because of your first sentence sucks. I took it to mean “I can’t totally relate to the “first black woman to win a gold medal in swimming” thing, but as a fellow swimmer, I appreciate it on an athletic level.”

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