stephenr-bierce
Stephen R. Bierce
stephenr-bierce

I want VW’s Bugatti division to get into F1 at least as an engine constructor, if not an actual team. BTW, I’d kept track of previous US F1 drivers and their best race numbers...

Will Glorious Kazakhstan prevail or will Borat be execute?

You have okay taste in aircraft.

Nobody got hurt? So who are they going to blame for having a failed homosexual affair and being all suicidal about it?

Hollywood reboots THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY and at the end the scheming boy is being driven around in the patchwork Ferrari by the band’s lawyer.

No worries, I got mine (thanks to Greenlight diecast and my sister, who gave me the Amazon.com gift card I used to buy it!).

I used to enter a lot of sweepstakes (and I sort of still do, but not as much) and then my inbox would fill up with come-on ads for “local” dealerships that aren’t anywhere near me, because the hosts of the sweepstakes have passed on my contact information. Even if I said in my sweepstakes entry that I wasn’t in the

See what Chip Foose did to a Corvette chassis this season? Maybe he could flop some muscle-era Mopar styling onto this guy.

In the words of the late Jeremy Clarkson: “More buttons, equals better.”

I thought the later version of the Coyote was a Delorean—specifically, the one originally for Lee Horsley on MATT HOUSTON. Urban legend is that Horsley was too tall for the car and at one point they had to cut it open to get him out after a shoot.

Remember THX 1138!

Once upon a time I posited a concept I called LEMON PEEL. Top Gear meets the reality game show. Contestants who have never driven as race drivers are given a budget (through a Quiz round that is based on rules of the road, automotive culture, sports trivia etc.), must buy a used car (that is converted to

And do what exactly? It doesn't carry weapons. It doesn't carry paratroopers. It can't even defend itself in hostile airspace.
Airborne divisions aren't exactly on call 24/7 like Ambulances or Fire & Rescue teams. You watched too many G.I.Joe cartoons as a boy.

Captain Jack, your car is here.

The Blue Angels DID have A-4s in the Seventies. Just not these particular A-4s.

It's like when Meat Loaf fought a Camaro to the death in AMERICATHON.

BUBBA: Haven't you heard of Missiles Я Us?

Looks naked without the cattle horns.