Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

You should learn to read.

Great article. I really enjoy your writing. Thanks.

I used to admire Barry Sanders when he did that, then I realized he wasn’t helping to energize his team after a good play. It was actually kind of selfish of him.

“He got up here, all right. Damn near cleared the gates.” —God

Except Henson’s early stuff was not “family” at all. The Muppets originally appeared on nighttime variety shows and the sketches were aimed at adults, with lots of edgy, subversive, and sometimes risque content. Even The Muppet Show had a fair amount of innuendo and dark humor, as well as jokes and nostalgic…

The comments here are kind of harsh. We were all dumb rich kids once. Who among us hasn’t totaled two exotics worth half a million dollars, fled the scene of the accident, left our passport behind in the wreckage, and had the entire incident captured on two different videos only to have them both uploaded to…

I thoroughly disagree with this premise. People may say they don’t want it, but it’s purely because they don’t know or don’t understand it.

Yay! I assume all is well and moving forward with your story, then?

Hint: stop watching the javelin.

With this one video, Deadspin has justified its existence on the Intertubes for the remainder of 2016.

Back when I was a one striper in the Air Force me and a couple of my D&D buddies decided to cook a large turkey, in the community microwave of our barracks. This was back in the early days of microwaves, back when you had to buy a separate browning agent to put on food when you nuked them. (I wonder if they still sell…