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I just tried playing this with three people in the same room, and the experience is absolutely frustrating. All I wanted to know was what came out of my butt when I pooped.

I didn't knead to see that!

I don't know. Who are you? Why does my foot hurt?

You should just buy this game.

actually actually actually actually echolalia

To me, the lack of subtlety actually detracts from how disturbing this game could actually be. I love, love, love PT for its nuanced scares (malicious radio man, Lisa's shadow, et cetera) and for allowing the players' imaginations run wild with mental grotesqueries of their own creation. Sure, the decapitated head…

Aw, this honestly makes me kind of sad. As far as I know, one of the earliest written peach-butt comparisons in China's history came out of old poetics. If I remember correctly, the poet invokes an image of a sliced white peach as a metaphor for the boy he had been romancing until they were separated. It's…

Ahhhhhhh...thank you for this post! The number of people I've "disappointed" by not having Beyoncé's second album tracklist or Lady Gaga's fifth meat dress design committed to memory is unreasonably overwhelming. Also, I don't particularly like shopping, dancing, or music theatre. Generally, I'm a big bucket of…

Well, technically 100% of zero is still zero.

Not just believable...but lovable.

Ah, thanks for the clarification. Far be it from me to question forms of entertainment, but I actually didn't try the simulation because...well...

What exactly is going on around the 0:06 mark? Is there a 'vomit' ability?

LUCINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More Fire Emblem exposure!!!! Fantastic!!!!!

Approved! Draw up the plans and get yourself to Valve Exercise Manufacturing ASAP!

Other things could be made out of valves as well! Bicycle and treadmill wheels, pulleys, free weights...

Agreed. I'd expect at least a handful of motivational posters — their namesake lends itself to a plethora of puns:

I'd like to say something about disillusionment right now, but for me, all the magic went out the window when Renly died.

Don't let the pretty pictures and dreamy aesthetic fool you—Valkyria Chronicles is a terrifically hardcore strategy/tactics RPG that has more in common with XCOM than it does with a traditional Final Fantasy game. The story, a World War II-era tale of young soldiers fighting to protect their idyllic European(ish)…