Trump’s gonna take all the credit for this too, right?

This also happened:

Absolutely. This is why I ceased any physical exercise years ago. Too risky.

Remember, as others have been saying recently, the right are snowflakes: cold, white, and when the appear in large numbers, they close schools.

It’s a Panda...

although he did have to sit for a game for yelling, “Fuck her right in the pussy!”

Again?

Make America White Again

I thought a little guy on a cloud with a fishing rod is supposed to fly in and put you back on the track.

He’ll be the Secretary of State by Friday

Trump, who has his own thoughts on sexual assualt, becomes our president in 2 days, so it’s hard to tell at this point.

She was never that good of an MMA fighter. She had 1 big skill and no real coaching. As the level of athletes increased and people’s skill levels went up, she just stayed the same.

In an email, Bassi says the money will be used to have an “alcohol expert testify in her custody case.” Bassi sets that cost at $4600

You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.

Only if your name is Dr. Zoidberg.

Maybe it gets blocked from the 3. Maybe not. Longer field goals require a lower trajectory and are more likely to get blocked. The effect is magnified in college where kickers are not as talented as in the NFL. Even in the NFL it’s a big difference. A kick from the three is all but automatic, from the 18 it is only…

Tie goes to the school who didn’t cover up child molestation for four decades.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

You’re missing about two hours of your first year of law school, apparently.

Fuck these NFL highlight tweets. Almost every single one requires following links that open three different browser windows before I can actually watch the clip on my phone. No highlight is worth that hassle.