Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.

The Life and Times of the Yale Man

2016: Public Indecency (Probation)
2020: Cocaine Possession (Probation)
2022: Cocaine Possession (Rehab and time serve)
2030: Assault (Stripper drops charges)
2040: Securities Fraud (Civil Settlement)
2048: Money Laundering (Civill Settlement)
2052: Secretary of Treasury

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

holy shit you morons are fucking defensive.

Can we move on from the pats and deflating already?

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

Your grammar is pathetic.

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

Yeah, no change.

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

I was expecting a little more of a slap then that. He deserved to be slapped for wearing an “our house” jersey alone.

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

FUCK! Let’s get a warning so I don’t grab these hot takes without oven mittens, okay?

I bet Tebow will never forget his first time poking one through the hole

He did nothing but practice against other college players while in Cleveland.

“This is what 2 ypc looks like” is a pretty good way to help a defense visualize a positive outcome.

These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.