As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.

I’m sure the city which refuses to shut the fuck up about the ‘85 Bears will have no issue moving on.

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

Only sport that his hands allow him to play.

I’m gonna treasure this moment of enjoying this mostly likable organization for now, because I know for the next ten years, I’ll be cursing this franchise into oblivion while drunkenly yelling at all of the pink hat-wearing Cubs “fans” that walk through the turnstiles of a Mariners-A’s game.

Because he can play football really well and it doesn’t matter to the football program, coaching staff, athletic department, and university administration if he beats women so long as he can help them win.

Oh you Warrior fans are Cubs fan too? Really are front runners huh? Do they take away the Cavs trophy if the Indians lose?

This is on the adults, who should know better.

Whereas you seem like a joy to be around

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

He looks like he just saw someone litter.

The real-life Frank Reynolds.

I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.