Rollie Fingers is a wonderful name for a greased-up-looking reliever with a tricky sinker. Maybe the perfect name. He’s gonna get the save, and then he’s going to con you out of 40 bucks on your way back to your car.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

+1 let the big dog eat. great comment was starting to get a bit long, but then you closed strong. 9/10

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

Better than the Falcons and their brief slogan “Weak Dogs Get Drowned”.

I don’t understand all the hate for this game so I will defend it.

He asked the ref if it was a first down. The ref told him no. Jamesis doesn’t like taking no for an answer.

Is this sports?

I guess kickers are real football players after all.

Geez. Even the refs don’t watch WNBA games.

My buddy started Hoyer over Palmer this week. Moments like this are the reason I play fantasy football, so I can kick friends while they’re down and they’re forced to live in shame for a week.

C’mon, the proper medical term is “the big phony tits.”

She’s not good at cyber!

It works great for Army! 15 straight BCS titles and counting.

You know SVU writers are drafting this story right now

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

He will also have a side of jelly beans, raw.